The Steelers have finally sorted out their coaching search. I spent the last three days being utterly confused by all the conflicting news reports. Sports Illustrated said it was Mike Tomlin. ESPN said “no decision”. The Post-Gazette reported that Dan Rooney said “bite me”.
End result: Dr. Eric Foreman from House MD is the new coach of the Steelers!
Seriously, it’s Mike Tomlin. But he is a dead ringer for Omar Epps.