It was….soap poisoning


We spend some time tonight at the Athens Homeless shelter.  We brought a lot of food and spent a few hours serving a nice meal for the bums.  It was Meghan’s idea.  I was against it at first, because fuck others.  But she talked me into it, and truthfully, it wasn’t so bad.

We opened all the gifts tonight.  We got a nice espresso machine, so instead of giving all our money to starbucks and espresso royale cafe, we can make our own shit.  So next time I spill a gay ass drink in my car, it’ll be home brewed.

Now it’s almost 2AM and we’re drinking and watching a Christmas Story.  The mother just broke the sexy leg lamp.

“You were always jealous of this lamp!!  Jealous because I won!….Not a finger!”

  1. #1 by the tipsyone on 12/25/2006 - 9:23 pm

    That’s funny and all, but my kid (Jonathan) got a BB gun this morning. No shit. A Red Ryder BB gun. Anywho, his dad’s girlfriend, Sarah was standing in the living room talking to my wife and Jon shot it. I was standing in the kitchen and heard the sound that only a BB gun makes and heard the BB going around the next room. I ran in there and Jonathan was screaming “I didn’t know it was loaded! I didn’t know”. Now, this is after I’ve given him the “Never, ever point a gun at anything, never load it until you plan to shoot it” etc…speech. They told me it almost hit Sarah in the face though. So he nearly shot her eye out. This BB gun business is not good.

  2. #2 by MIsty on 1/26/2007 - 10:01 am

    Omg.. by the way you need to ask Jay whhy he didnt visit us when selena and the kids did last week.

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