What’s a shitty way to start your day? I’ll tell you. Spilling a venti peppermint mocha on the passenger side floorboard of your new BMW. Is this God’s way of saying “fuck you and your nice car”? All I know is, I got the stain out, but the smell is lingering.
Another thing. Fuck BMW’s shitty cup holders. They should just take them out, that way idiots like me wouldn’t be tempted to use them.
#1 by the tipsyone on 12/16/2006 - 9:20 am
Thats what you get for drinking peppermint mocha lattes. Did you set it in the floorboard while you applied your mascara?
#2 by Chris on 12/16/2006 - 7:50 pm
No idiot. I was bringing it to my wife. It’s her fault.
#3 by The Wife on 12/16/2006 - 9:22 pm
It’s okay, Chrissy. I’m so sorry. It’s all my fault.
Hey…on your way home from work tomorrow, can you bring me a triple venti peppermint mocha? That’d be great….thanks.
#4 by the tipsyone on 12/16/2006 - 11:17 pm
Hey, you’re the one that didn’t clarify it. Still seems questionable to me. Blame your wife though.
#5 by Chris on 12/17/2006 - 10:46 am
Yeah yeah. I shouldn’t have called you an idiot. I’m the guy who put the super tall cup in the shitty cupholder and took the turn at maximum velocity.
#6 by the tipsyone on 12/17/2006 - 8:31 pm
Aunt Christy was here and saw you being ugly to me. It is Christmas time…keep that in mind! She said the mocha part was kind of gay though.
#7 by Chris on 12/17/2006 - 9:08 pm
Looking back, I should have clarified in the beginning that I was a homosexual. http://www.chrisdriggersisgayanddrinksmochas.com. or something like that.
#8 by the tipsyone on 12/17/2006 - 9:51 pm
to the point but not very creative. how about http://www.chrisdlovesmancockandmochas.com?
#9 by Misty on 12/18/2006 - 4:59 pm
um JAY i think that your the one thats thinking about that i mean come on.. you even made a great website for yourself. and chris i know it wasnt your fault.. god those things are nasty =[
#10 by Chris on 12/18/2006 - 5:04 pm
yeah they are gross. I stick with the plain lattes. flavor is for pansies.
#11 by Misty on 12/18/2006 - 5:48 pm
You know what Chris? I love you to death. =].
#12 by Chris on 12/18/2006 - 9:38 pm
In your face tipsy!
#13 by The Wife on 12/18/2006 - 10:35 pm
You people have OBVIOUSLY never had a peppermint mocha. They are awesome and you know this. And it’s “peppermint mocha,” not a “mocha latte”…everyone knows that is a espresso impossibility. I mean, come on.
Oh, yeah….and Chris is totally gay.
#14 by Chris on 12/18/2006 - 10:38 pm
How dare you emasculate me in front of my family. That’s it. I’m going to have to institute “capital” punishment. If you know what I mean.
#15 by Misty Meredith on 12/19/2006 - 11:57 am
Jay capital means *money* something that you need to spend a lot of on my Christmas present. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?! and chris isnt gay… chrissy is gay =]
#16 by the tipsyone on 12/19/2006 - 1:49 pm
i didn’t say “capital”. I said doesn’t everybody like the smell of gasoline….
#17 by Misty on 12/20/2006 - 6:02 pm
what ?!