I’m watching the Steelers play the Jets right now. I’ve got a little bet going with my friend Brent. I’m saying the Jerome Bettis will outgain Curtis Martin rushing. If I win, Brent has to cook me hamburgers. If Martin outrushes Bettis, I get to cook Brent burgers. So far, I’m up. But it’s only halftime.
FYI Brent, I like Dale’s seasoning, salt and pepper, mustard, mayo, and ketchup. Medium.
#1 by the tipsy one on 1/15/2005 - 8:01 pm
Fuck the Steelers dude. Curtis Martin is the NFL rushing leader for the whole year. Of course, with the Steeler D, Curtis Martin will give way to Lamont Jordan. Stupid bet. Coons vs. the Colts in the Super Bowl. Beleee dat.
#2 by the tipsy one on 1/15/2005 - 8:03 pm
Oh yeah, and your uncle Jim and his Dale’s is an asshole.
#3 by Chris Driggers on 1/15/2005 - 8:45 pm
I thought you quit drinking?
#4 by the tipsy one on 1/15/2005 - 8:55 pm
I did, you fucktard. Your limited knowledge of how the NFL actually works is killing me. Your prized Steeler’s barely made it out tonight. It’s going to be sad when they face Peyton Manning and probably the best offense in the history of NFL football. Once that crazy German quarterback gets to the level of the southern gentleman Peyton Manning, then I will give you your props. Just watch the Coons my man and give me your money. We’ll have that new house paid off in no time.
#5 by the tipsy one on 1/15/2005 - 9:00 pm
aren’t you the same cousin I used to see when I used to man the gates at Camelot music, crying with your friends and wearing a Pantera t-shirt? Perhaps you should put up a blog about your feelings about how much Dimegag Darryl contributed to the music scene. Like I said before. Let daddy make you some money.
#6 by Chris Driggers on 1/15/2005 - 9:09 pm
Ok, despite the cusion of bullshit you pack your comments in, I do see something worth commenting on. The Steelers did barely make it out tonight, but they did make it out. I don’t think it’ll be sad when they face Indy. I think it’s only appropriate that the best defense face the best offense. It will be exciting. And hasn’t Ben R. currently got the longest win streak by a rookie ever? Even better than Peyton? Yeah I think so.
Why write a comment about pantera like that? When you and I both know that you don’t give a fuck, and neither do I? I thought I made it clear that for the most part, the music scene bores the crap out of me. I am finding it increasingly difficult to give a shit about any music and am finding consolation in country music and the comforting nostalgia that goes with it.
Stop writing in my comments section like HST is giving you pointers. Don’t make me destroy you.
#7 by the tipsy one on 1/15/2005 - 9:17 pm
Whoa little man. The problem with your reasoning is that I don’t actually think you realize how much better the Indy offense is than the Steelers D. Did you just see that 40 yd run by Vick? Before you start telling me to quit commenting on your sorry ass blogs, I’ll forgive you. Hunter Thompson giving me pointers? I got over that when I turned 20. Give me some pointers Beaver.
#8 by Chris Driggers on 1/15/2005 - 9:23 pm
Yeah I’m watching the Atlanta game. Looks like Vick might be a little winded come the 4th quarter if he keeps hoofing it like that. I want this one to be a shootout after watching the Steelers Jets.
I can’t give you pointers dude. I’m not the writer remember. I still have a tough time keeping my thoughts on one subject while I’m writing in this thing. However, when I read the things you write on your site (which are very well put together), I find myself anticipating reading what you are writing in your book. But when I read the crazy shit you write here, it makes me worry, in a I’m-not-really-worried-I’m-just-saying-that kind of way. Keep up the prolific writing. Hell, keep writing here. You’re the only one that does with any regularity anyway. Wouldn’t want to get bored would I?
#9 by Chris Driggers on 1/15/2005 - 9:27 pm
And of course I don’t realize how much better any team is than the other. I didn’t win a fantasy football season like you did. I don’t care about stats. I’m emotionally involved with the Steelers because I lived in PA. I even have my own Terrible Towel (although Myron Cope’s voice makes me want to commit hara-kiri). So I want them to win. This is new for me anyway because before I moved to PA I didn’t give a fuck about football. Now I do. In fact, I’m looking to join a fantasy league next year so I’ll learn more about the game.
#10 by the tipsy one on 1/15/2005 - 9:38 pm
Well then I will. Expecting me to write in my everyday life and writing on my blog with the writing of the book. That’s nutty dude. It’s like asking James Brown to do the splits without the JB’s. By the way, when you enjoy something over there, you should put that down on the site. It makes me feel like I am not writing to the wall. And believe it or not, provides just a skoesch of support to the writing. Rest assured though, HST opened my eyes to what could be, but I definitely do my thing. Now give me your money.
#11 by the tipsy one on 1/15/2005 - 9:40 pm
football is the last true sport. next year, if we have an opening, I will give you a glimpse of how sweet and wonderful life can be.
#12 by wherditgo on 1/18/2005 - 12:16 pm
Goddam i thought curtis had it. The fucking coachin staff for the Jets are a bunch of asswipes though. I’ll gladly cook the goddam burgers, but the steelers aren’t goin to the stooper bowl. Eagles and Falcons….hmm…im bout 50/50 here. Obviously the falcons got a choke chain around their necks but im just waiting to see when it will snap tight, but it most assuredly will snap their necks. I gotta give it to the pats though. Brady i dont like very much but he is a fucking CLUTCH ASS quarterback. Inconsistent as all fuck but when your ass is on the line he can pull it out. Its gonna be a good super bowl as long as the falcons aren’t in it.