Turd Tech


This link is fascinating to me. This is something that I would never think about, not being a world traveler. Reading it makes me want to go to Europe and see for myself.

European Toilet Tech

  1. #1 by the tipsy one on 1/9/2005 - 3:36 am

    The excrement lands on a bone-dry horizontal shelf, mere inches beneath one’s posterior.

    I have some authority on this subject, as my family is of a eastern european persuasion (that’s the preferred parlance of our times). We like to see it AND smell it. It provides a sense of comfort and benediction for all. If you get one of these contraptions, please let me know. I’ll check it out for you. You need to revisit the whole country music thing too. I would ream you, but I won’t. Enjoy Dwight. Love him.

  2. #2 by Aaron Kelly on 1/9/2005 - 11:36 am

    What’s up, Chris? Not much has changed since we were kids I see! Still talking bathroom business. Here in Iraq, the crazy bastards just poo on the side of the road.
    On a more serious note: I’m sorry I missed your wedding, dude. Meghan looks like a great girl, and I have never known you to actually mention a girl that you were crazy about. You’re looking good, man. Keep the beard. Just thought I’d drop a line.

    Aaron

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